Today, while I was driving home, some jackass in an open-top sports car overtook us and flipped me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife rolled down her window, pulled out her tampon, and launched it at the kid. I’m not sure who was more horrified: me or him. FML
What? I don’t even know who that person is, but that’s amazing and disgusting in equal measures at the same time.
Reasons to not flip people off while on the road.
He is her father.
Her
Father.
Padre.
Daddy.
His DNA composes half of hers.
He made sex with her mother
To make her.
FATHER.
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